Man Crush Monday: Chris Pratt (AKA Andy Dwyer + The Hunk from Guardians of the Galaxy)


Whether you prefer him as the dimwitted ( and much chubbier) Andy Dwyer of Parks and Recreation or as a half-man, half-alien (but all sexy) Peter Quill of Guardians of the Galaxy, there is no denying that Chris Pratt is Hollywood’s latest (albeit unexpected) leading man. Upon seeing the trailer for GOTG for the first time, a lot of us skeptically snarked, “Is that Andy from Parks and Recs? No fucking way!” The voice sounded familiar, but the face was a bit more chiseled and lacked that uh-duhhhhhhhh look we’ve grown to love. And the body…oh laaaaaaaaawd…the body was (please hand me a handkerchief) life!

We’re so glad to see Chris Pratt rolling in the same crew as other Marvel Comics’ hunks, like Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Michael Fassbender, and Hugh Jackman. Who knew this funny man could also be a superhero? He and all of his comic book movie buddies can rescue us out from a burning bra building any day. How did Chris go from chubby to every girls dream hubby? He did it with an incredible sense of humor and a strict six-month-long regimen of diet and exercise to reveal his buff bod.

It usually bums us out to realize that our #mcm is married or dating some chick, but we’re kinda okay with Chris Pratt being married to Anna Faris. She’s one of our favorite comedians and she is totes adorbs. They also have a son named Jack, who is probably in a constant giggle fit because his parents are so damn hilarious. Funny, fine, and a family man. Please make more of hims! Pleeeeeeease…

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