50 Shades of Green: What to Wear on St. Patrick’s Day!

Where are you gonna be on Monday, March 17, 2014? We bet we can guess! You’ll be drankin’. You’ll be drankin’… (Beyonce voice). As a child, you might have spent St. Patrick’s day at school, decorating four leaf clover cookies with green sprinkles, but now as an adult, you’re probably more likely to be spending it sprinkling your local bar’s bathroom floor with green puke. But one thing that hasn’t changed over the years is the dress code. Basically, if you’re not gonna wear green, you better be prepared to scream…in agonizing pain when your jackass friends start pinching you. Since bruises don’t go very well with this season’s hottest trends, we figure it’s best to avoid the whole ordeal by showing the Irish some love in our best green outfits. Whether your favorite shade of green is olive, melon, or lime, you’re bound to fall in love with one of these looks.

Melon-Baller1Ka-Bloom Floral Cropped TopHigh-Waisted Faux Leather ShortsZigzag Faux Leather WatchDainty Faux Jewel Ring SetGimme Five Chunky Faux Wood Platforms

Mint-to-Be1Strappy Days Jogger JumpsuitInto The Wooden Platform HeelsStone N Chain EarringsHolographic Lens Aviator Sunglasses

Neon-Ya-Business1Psychedelic Burst LeggingsOverlapped Surplice Cropped TeeDo Slit Down Lace-Up Cut-Out BootsSemi Spike My Interest BeanieNYX Butter LipstickHair Chalk Bites

Lime-Fun1Lady In Leather ShortsLady In Leather Bustier Cropped TopWrap Genius Studded Jeweled SandalsHave A Ball Chain Fringe BagMesh Chain Bracelet

Olive-A-Sudden1Camo BodysuitAnywhere Anytime Pencil SkirtShiny Medallion Mini Satchel HandbagVelvet N Chain NecklaceGeometrically Yours Booties

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Okay, so maybe we exaggerated. We may not have fifty shades of green, but five is pretty darn close to fifty. It’s like only missing a zero!